An 11-year old who only plays Halo 3 and Call of Duty is sat in front of Contra (the original NES game) and asked to give his opinion. As anyone could predict, he says it is too difficult and the graphics aren’t as good as Halo. The graphics I can understand, but are the games this day seriously that easy? Contra is hard, but it isn’t the hardest thing they could have thrown at him. I did once beat it without the code, and I can still beat it with the code today.

Next time they are going to sit this kid in front of Battletoads! Are they trying to make this kid cry? If he thought Contra was bad, he’s going to wet himself over this one.